WORDS WOMEN USE

I found this in one of the English forums that i used to attend ..

its funny but True! ..

i alwayes use "5 minutes" BIG time ..

and it never was 5 ...

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Check it Out ...

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right andyou need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an Hour. Five minutes is onlyfive minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch thegame before helping around the house

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and youshould be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usuallyend in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a Non-verbal statement oftenmisunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiotand wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguingwith you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make toa man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard beforedeciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you'rewelcome.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!Oh, and before we forget...

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it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ U!