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Tapi Tap Squeeze Drink Fountain
The $5 Tapi Tap (made of "water-safe" rubber and okay'd to go in the dishwasher) fits on to "most any tap with a straight spout" and points the water up to you so you can sip from anywhere. Buy it Here