Fun Facts

  • Turtles can breathe through their butts (I wonder where they fart from)
  • Mosquitoes have teeth (which they don’t use to bite)
  • Lions cannot roar until they reach the age of two (so do they just sit there silently?)
  • A mother hen turns her egg approximately 50 times a day. This is so the yolk does not stick to the shell (well, how about sticking to a pan instead?)
  • The reason why flamingos are pink is because they eat shrimp that has red pigment in them (what color is a vegetarian flamingo?)
  • A giraffe is able to clean its ears with its own tongue (shame on you giraffe!) 
  • A group of crows is called a Murder (so is a group of crow bars)
  • Sharks are immune to cancer (why didn’t any scientists try to find out why?)
  • It's possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs (why would you want to lead a cow anywhere?)
  • Goats don’t have upper front teeth (that’s just sad!)

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